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From: Ian Hitchings [mailto:ian@ianhitchings.com]
Sent: 14 December 2011 06:27
To: 'Alan Wightman'
Subject: RE:
Sent: 14 December 2011 06:27
To: 'Alan Wightman'
Subject: RE:
Hi Alan ENTIRELY WITHOUT PREJUDICE
Well what can I honestly say, after all this time of you merely sitting on this material since the end of June 2011 and throughout the proceeding months you have continued to be giving me your repeated unequivocal assurances that you were due to make a start on compiling the Dr David Kelly manuscript. But, nothing at all has ever actually come to fruition, not even a single chapter.
Now, completely out of the blue you’ve got the damn nerve to email me with some feeble cock and bull story of how you feel you wouldn’t do the book justice. This was from a gentleman (You) whom originally blatantly advertised the fact that you wouldn’t mind getting your pearly whites into this story and expressing an overwhelming desire to compile the manuscript. This was precisely why I give you the opportunity.
With such false promises you deliberately and recklessly prevented me from commissioning other writers and co-authors whom, along with you, had originally expressed an interest in taking on this project and whereby compiling the manuscript.
With the greatest respect, you evidently speak with a forked tongue and spends most of your time living in cloud cuckoo land. In a nutshell and without any shadow of doubt, you are a dreamer and one who at best can rightly be described as a Walter Mitty character and at worst a bear face liar – someone who cannot be trusted.
Now wonder you’ve got an agent, because if you were running solo the sharks would have eaten you long ago. That’s a fact!! My unblemished advice to you is stick to writing scripts for comedians, has that’s about all you worth.
Please kindly forward me your address and I’ll get one of my colleagues to make the necessary arrangements for the box of documents to be collected from you.
By the way, I couldn’t careless in the slightest whomever you wish to inform that I’ve personally told you a few home truths, has the truth normally hurts. What a twat!!!!
I hereby advise you that it’s my intentions to place the contents of this email into the public domain by posting it onto the internet, in the interests of public protection.
Hell hath no fury like Ian Hitchings scorned and the police can even corroborate that “fact.”
I am far to busy for time wasters.
Kind regards,
Ian Hitchings
